Huge Wall Calendar (2026) - 12 MONTHS OF LOWER EXPECTATIONS
THE ANTI-MOTIVATION CALENDAR 2026
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DESCRIPTION
Keep track of important dates in 2026 with a calendar that doesn’t pretend life gets easier.
Twelve months. Twelve brutally honest reminders that effort is optional, optimism is overrated, and next year probably won’t be different.
Each month delivers one quiet, self-aware line — no fake cheer, no motivational fluff. Just minimal design, sharp typography, and perfectly timed disappointment.
Hang it in your office, kitchen, bedroom, or anywhere hope still tries to survive. It won’t fix your life — but it will keep you realistic all year long.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• One dry, anti-motivational quote per month
• Clean minimal design that doesn’t beg for attention
• High-quality artwork paired with each month
• Perfect gift for people who hate motivational gifts
• Works internationally — sarcasm needs no translation
• Keeps your schedule on track without lying to you
QUALITY & PRODUCTION
• Size: 11″ × 17″ (27,9 × 43,2 cm)
• 12-month calendar (January – December)
• Paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire
• Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) — substantial, premium feel
• Minimal black & white / muted color design
• Clean, readable typography
• Designed to age well — unlike motivation
No gimmicks. No clutter. No inspirational stock photos. Just honesty.
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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.